Guided Masturbation Phone Sex

2009-08-05T17:17:00.001-07:00

Sometimes you know exactly who and what you want.

But if you're new to phone sex, unsure about how it all works, what's out there, or simply want to try someone new but don't know where to start -

We're here for you.

Our friendly dispatchers are here 24/7 to answer questions and track down the right girl to fulfill your horniest fantasies. We're never shocked and we're discreet.

877-867-7919

Treat yourself.

2009-07-24T10:37:00.001-07:00

Ladies of the Night...

Sexy...Sensual...

Slutty!

Bring out your inner nite-time freak! Our sensual ladies know exactly how to give you just what you want and you can see them all here:

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Don't know exactly what you're looking for? Call 877-867-7919 or 866-667-7781 and tell the operator what you're into...she'll find the perfect nite-time companion for your wild nite ride!

2009-07-13T08:20:00.001-07:00

Nothing like a tight little booty to make your eyes roll back, your tongue hang out and your boy parts stand at attention!!

All the best Booty's!

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2009-07-07T07:19:00.000-07:00

Red Hot Barbra is a mature women, who knows what she likes, and wants. She's a very sexual woman, with an insatiable thirst for great sex.

She's our latest addition to all the other amazing phone sex operators we have available to you, so make sure you check her out at http://maturephonesexcalls.com!

Read her blog, check out her sizzling pictures and give her a call at 866-276-9615!!

2009-06-28T08:03:00.000-07:00

Madison has joined our bevy of beauties and she can't wait to make your acquaintance!

For more about her, check out her website, read her blog and don't forget to vote for her!

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888-863-9656

2009-06-11T08:41:00.000-07:00

Looking for some Spicy Italian??

Gina is HOT - HOT - HOT!!!

800-778-0382

(for more Gina, go to http://italianphonesexprincess.com )

2009-05-28T13:06:00.000-07:00

Our Girls Are ALWAYS

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It'll blow your mind.

2009-05-20T10:37:00.000-07:00

Looking for kinky?

You like it hardcore?

Or would you prefer a cuddly mommy?

You want her.

We have her.

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2009-05-11T08:54:00.000-07:00

Check out hottie Kristin!

866-566-6858

And while you're at it, why not check out all the girls at

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Read their blogs, look at their pictures, and when you're good and ready, give one a call and let her

Blow Your Mind!

2009-05-06T07:10:00.001-07:00

It's getting hot in here...so take off all your clothes!

Summer is here and it's time to take hot to a whole new level...Call Chrissy at 877-865-2468

Check out Chrissy's Website!

2009-04-20T07:39:00.001-07:00

Have a spring fling!

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866-667-7781

2009-04-12T07:57:00.000-07:00

Beautiful girls...Hot Sex.

Life is good.

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2009-03-21T08:11:00.001-07:00

It's March Madness!
A time when a young mans fancy turns to...BASKETBALL!
Combine your two favorite past-times and have the best day ever by clicking HERE: See how hot your favorite sport really is!

2009-03-06T07:04:00.001-08:00

We'll show you what HARD times are supposed to be like!

2009-02-23T05:52:00.001-08:00

Said the girl wearing only a smile
It really has been quite a while;
And I see that your cock
Is as hard as a rock
So why don't we give it a trial?

For the rest of this horny little leprechaun's adventures, and lots of other Sexy St Patrick's Day fun, check out our St Patricks Day Phone sex website!

Click here to check out some wild irish lovin'!

2009-02-10T08:30:00.001-08:00

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We want you to have a sexy Valentine's Day!

2009-01-30T06:25:00.001-08:00

Looking for some Latin Love?

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Lucero is yours for the taking.

2009-01-20T08:12:00.000-08:00

New Girls are so much fun!! This is Elise, and she's one hot little whore!

See her website - CLICK HERE.

2009-01-18T08:13:00.001-08:00

Looking for this?

Or this?

Then click this:

HOT GIRLS HERE

2009-01-03T09:51:00.000-08:00

Check out http://www.phonesexnewyears.com/

And http://www.phonesexauldlangsyne.com/

Make it a Resolution.

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2008-12-24T07:45:00.001-08:00

Here's hoping you get everything you want for the Holidays!!

From your friends at OLCI

2008-12-09T11:54:00.000-08:00

You want that BAD...BAD...GIRL!

2008-12-02T10:54:00.001-08:00

I'm Kira, the dispatcher for OnLine Communications, in additon to being the "blogmaster". If you're looking for the best, and don't know who to call, you can call me or Josie, the daytime dispatcher, and we'll find you the girl of your dreams.

If you can't get a phone call, or prefer to choose your own girl, you can

click here

to see our luscious girls and read all about them!

2008-11-30T11:23:00.000-08:00

Let's kick of your Holiday Season right!!

2008-11-23T16:36:00.001-08:00

Looking for just the right phone girl?

Click here.

2008-11-20T10:41:00.000-08:00

Heather's been wondering where you went...

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2008-11-14T08:53:00.000-08:00

It's time to start thinking about what you're thankful for this year!

Sweet as sugar and twice as tasty!

2008-11-12T04:17:00.000-08:00

A glass of wine, a little brie, roaring fire in the grate, and snow falling softly outside...

Meet Bree -

She can't wait to meet you!

888-207-1623

Too many posts; not enough pics...

2008-11-05T09:13:00.000-08:00

This one can tell you where to stroke it!
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ROFL...

2008-10-26T10:27:00.000-07:00

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability.

Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool. I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please......" On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his misdirection while in a vertical position. And so, he was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. And it was good.

Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts. What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms....."

Dirty Pictures!!

2008-10-18T12:48:00.000-07:00

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."

The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.

The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"

The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"

The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."

"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"

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2008-09-29T11:23:00.001-07:00

There's Good...

And then there's SUPREME!!

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You Pick.

New Girl!!

2008-09-19T10:17:00.000-07:00

This is Angie and she is soooooo bad!

Check her out at

www.findphonesex.com

or call her at 888-894-4882

Warm up with the best!

2008-09-14T22:18:00.001-07:00

Fall is upon us, and winter won't be far behind, so get your phone ready, have your fantasy in mind and keep our number on speed dial. Our girls will keep you warm in ways you never dreamed of!

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Call now!

2008-09-03T09:55:00.000-07:00

2008-08-22T13:04:00.000-07:00

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From me to you

2008-08-07T20:04:00.001-07:00

I was feeling a little extra creative tonight, so I wrote a poem just for you!!

I used to be so lonely
Didn't know what to do.
The girl I loved was far away
I needed something new.

I tried a sexy magazine
It didn't do the trick
I wanted more; a real live girl
Who'd want to suck my dick.

Then I found out that I could call
A girl up on the phone
And listen while she diddled
While I could "stroke the bone!"

So now I'm never lonely
Theres a new girl every night
The girl I love is far away
And everything's alright!

2008-07-30T09:50:00.000-07:00

Don't you wish that was YOUR hand?

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2008-07-24T11:01:00.000-07:00

2008-07-12T18:48:00.000-07:00

It was a hot one out there today!

It got me thinking about the different ways to cool off. Skinny dipping...rubbing ice cubes over hot skin and blowing...stripping off and stepping into a cool shower. I imagine that my friends have even more ideas they'd like to share with you, so why don't you give one a call tonight!

http://www.findphonesex.com/

GO USA!!!

2008-07-04T10:04:00.000-07:00

Get out there and party your butt off! There's more than one way to light a fire-cracker, you know:
1. Outdoor bluegrass concerts
2. County Fairs
3. Sex behind the bleachers

A Million Uses for Vaseline...

2008-06-29T08:32:00.000-07:00

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun.

He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.

Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES"

I'm Back!!

2008-06-24T05:59:00.000-07:00

I'm back! Did you miss me?? I've been out searching the cyber-world for some dirty jokes, stories and graphics to make this place a bit spicier for YOU, and of course gathering more pictures of my all my phone-slut girlfriends!! Oh, "examples?" you ask? Well, I'm here to oblige!

How about this?

Oh, and for more of hot little Heather, click on her picture to the right, and read what she has to say for herself on her blog!

Till next week....

2008-06-05T19:25:00.000-07:00

Yea!!!

The slideshow is FINALLY working and posted!

Scroll down to the bottom of the page, and behold;

(where the kissing booth used to be. My apologies, by the way, because I couldn't figure out why no one was leaving kisses, until I tried it myself, and found that it wasn't working. Sometimes these toys can be SOOOO irritating...thank Goodness for the good toys that require batteries, huh? LOL)

Anyway, I think you'll like what you see!

x0x0x0xx0!

2008-05-17T15:33:00.000-07:00

I'm having a little trouble uploading the slideshow I promised, but I'm working on it, and as soon as it's working again, I will bring you a slideshow that you'll want to watch over and over again! Meantime, I found the cutest little doo-thingy that I thought you all would really like. Listen close, cuz this is how it works! Scroll to the bottom of this page, and you'll see one of our hottest honey's sitting in the kissing booth. Roll your curser anywhere on her picture (so you can see the lips), and click to leave her a kiss (come on...you know you're dying to try it!). And don't forget to leave a message, because I want to hear from you! (And I WILL be checking!)

Kira

2008-04-29T12:57:00.000-07:00

Guided Masturbation is one of the most highly sought after fantasies, for a reason. It's a great way to let someone else take control, and take you into a fantasy world that is sometimes hard to achieve on your own. Don't be the only one who doesn't know the pleasure. You deserve it.

2008-04-15T07:36:00.000-07:00

Casey is a soft spoken country girl who loves all things NATURAL! You can see more of her on www.findphonesex.com, or call her directly at 866-674-8387. You know what they say about southern hospitality...

2008-04-04T15:58:00.000-07:00

This is where you come to find the

girls!

2008-03-24T14:08:00.000-07:00

Heather is fun-loving, quick-witted, and knows her stuff!! You're looking for someone who can guide you through the perfect masturbation experience, and you've found her. Now you need to CALL her!

www.guidedmasterbation.com

2008-03-15T10:20:00.000-07:00

Been having a little trouble with some of my blogs, and it's kept me away for a bit, but I finally decided to soldier on! As long as my blogs are visible I WILL POST!!

More pics of our lovely ladies coming soon, so check back with me in a day or two!!!

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2008-03-05T11:24:00.000-08:00

Nikki knows exactly what you want, and how to give it to you...but she can't unless you call her...

www.guidedmasterbation.com
888-889-8168

2008-02-26T18:36:00.000-08:00

I KNOW y'all missed me since I posted last, but I've been thinking about you! And I've been slaving away over a hot computer to bring you more great blogs, all of them about our favorite subject...phone sex!! Check out my list of blogs, located on my profile to see what I've been up to, but remember, I still have a bit of ORGAN-izing to do, and they'll only get better as I go along.

Keep it hot!

2008-02-15T13:48:00.000-08:00

Everyone knows the old cliche about masturbation causing blindness, and of course now that we're all grown up we know that's a load of bull created by some parent who wanted to scare the kids silly in the "good ole days".

Truth is; if someone tells you they've never tried it, they're lying. It's NORMAL folks! But for whatever reason, in this age of enlightenment, people are embarrassed to talk about it, let alone admit it. Well, hey!, I'm not afraid!!! And I'm here to help you out, if you're one of those people who feel like they're doing something wrong, or that it's a little like trying to tickle yourself; not the same as having someone else tickle you, right?

I ran across this little article the other day with some tips to make your little "self pleasure" times easier and much more enjoyable. Keep in mind, I did NOT come up with these, but I do think they have merit:

1. Use Sex Toys. They're easy to get anonymously these days, and they make you feel "naughty", which contributes to the experience.

2. Make sure you're completely alone, with no chance of being interrupted. You'll never successfully bring yourself to climax if you spend the entire time worrying about the embarrassment of having someone walk in on you!

3. Set the mood. Just like when you're with a partner, candles, flowers, music all help create atmosphere.

If you want more help, someone experienced and understanding who can help guide you and teach you what you need to know don't be shy!! Check out http://www.guidedmasterbation.com/ and tell the dispatcher (me, if you call at night!) what kind of girl turns you on. We'll hook you up with someone who will give you the greatest, most satisfying masturbation experience you could wish for!

2008-02-08T05:23:00.000-08:00

Imagine yourself warm and comfortable, the lights have been softly dimmed, you have soothing music playing, and you're quivering in anticipation...

One of my delightful friends begins to whisper in your ear, teasing you with her hot breath but withholding actual touch, because she gets off watching you get off! She'll tell you just where to start, how to stroke (Feather light or intense? It's up to her!), and when she's ready to let you have that sweet release!

Playing with yourself is healthy, natural, and feels SO good...but let's face it, it can be a little lonely at times with no one there to participate while you build that excitement until you have to explode. Porn magazines and movies help, but wouldn't you rather have a real, interactive experience with a live girl who responds to YOU, not some photographer or actor?

Yep. That's what I thought.

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